Here's a text conversation we just had:
Me - Two things (1 much cooler than the other): 1) I think I smell like pee since I sneezed and peed my pants a little and 2) I thought I had gained over 40 lbs bc I did the math wrong! I've gained 31! That's not bad!
Grant - That's great! We can blame [our baby, name redacted] for both!
Me - We're such good parents already!!!