Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Best of Grant, pregnancy, imminent parenthood

Here's a text conversation we just had:

Me - Two things (1 much cooler than the other): 1) I think I smell like pee since I sneezed and peed my pants a little and 2) I thought I had gained over 40 lbs bc I did the math wrong! I've gained 31! That's not bad!

Grant - That's great! We can blame [our baby, name redacted] for both!

Me - We're such good parents already!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Best of Hormones

Here are just a few things that have made me cry in the past week:

1) Being so excited that my Dad was coming to visit.
2) Realizing that him visiting would mean that he would leave, and crying over that, BEFORE HE ACTUALLY GOT HERE.
3) Being so tired.
4) My Dad getting here.
5) Accidentally sneezing on Grant's face.
6) A parking attendant in DC who was mean to me.
7) Finances (or lack there of).
8) My Dad actually leaving.
9) Grant telling me he hates it when I put something cold on his bare skin.
10) Thinking I am no fun (i.e. a fun-hater)

Okay, who wants to come live with us?

Friday, September 9, 2011

Best of Surprises

It's a boy! We went in for the 20 weeks ultrasound yesterday, and I was SURE it was a girl. So sure that Grant also thought it was a girl, but he was just riding on my coattails. And we were both -- wonderfully -- wrong. When we went in, Grant told the radiologist that we wanted to know the sex, because our doctor told us they wouldn't necessarily reveal it. She told us that she would try, but no promises, because sometimes the babies aren't willing to share. But as soon as she put the wand on my belly, Littles showed his stuff! She laughed and said we were definitely having a boy, and then he kept trying to show it to us -- in case there was any doubt -- the rest of the appointment. He is so cute! I'm sure he will be brilliant and stubborn and clever and sweet, and I'm already one of those moms apparently, because I'm about to show you his picture! I think he is the cutest thing ever and I've never even seen him in person yet :) During the appointment he got a little squirmy, and then kept trying to suck his thumb (but only ended up hitting himself in the head repeatedly). He's determined, too!

The last question Grant asked the radiologist was if he could tell if the baby was left-handed (Grant's really pulling for another lefty). She looked at us like we were crazy (and, let's be honest, we are), and Grant is taking that as an affirmative for the left-handedness.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Best of Losing My Mind

It's official, Grant and I are having a baby! Woo-hoo! It's also becoming apparent that I am losing my ever-loving mind. Here are the most recent examples of my pregnancy brain:

1) I lost my driver's license for about 6 hours on Saturday. It was in my back pocket!
2) I try to send texts to my husband, but tweet them instead. Very Anthony Weiner circa a few months ago.
3) I forgot what else I was going to write. Seriously, there have been more and I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM.

If I only had a brain...