Grant picks me up from work.
C: Hi, George!
G: Hi, Fred!
C: Who's Fred?
G: If you call me George, then I'll call you Fred.
C: It's just like Harry Potter!
G: I don't know who you're talking about.
C: You know, the Percy twins, Fred and George...
G: You've still lost me.
C: Okay, remember Harry's best friend, Ron Weasley? They're his twin brothers.
G: The REDHEADS?! They are not my people.
C: STOP IT! YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE DRACO MALFOY!
G: Whoa. You are a little too into Harry Potter.
(If only he really knew - just a few weeks you guys!!!)
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